Congratulations. You have been promoted to Official Cap Changer.
Job requirements include:
Setting 25-minute timers.
Wrestling frozen caps onto someone's head.
Hauling coolers like it's an Olympic sport.
Saying, "Just one more cap," approximately 47 times.
No experience required.
Coffee recommended.
Because every queen needs a pit crew.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
