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Whether your rack is smaller, different, reconstructed, flat, or somewhere in between, this shirt celebrates the fact that laughter is still one of the best accessories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from premium garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, this relaxed unisex tee has that perfectly broken-in vintage feel from the very first wear. 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Making each shirt to order helps reduce waste while creating something that's made just for you—not pulled from a warehouse shelf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease review the size chart before ordering. Because every item is custom made, we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing or buyer's remorse. 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